Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

by Rebecca on August 28, 2010

in Animal Jokes

* Dogs don’t cry (unless they have to pee).
* Dogs love it when your friends come over.
* Dogs think you sing great.
* A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
* The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
* Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
* Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
* Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
* Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
* Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
* A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
* A dog’s parents never visit.
* Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for
directions.
* Dogs like beer.
* No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
* Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.
* Dogs never expect gifts.
* Dogs don’t worry about germs.
* Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a
lobster one.
* You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready to go 24 hours a
day.
* Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry.
* Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.
* Dogs never want foot-rubs.
* Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
* Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

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