What you can learn from the Easter Bunny

by Rebecca on April 21, 2011

in Animal Jokes

All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny!

* Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

* Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

* There’s no such thing as too much candy.

* All work and no play can make you a basket case.

* A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.

* Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

* Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

* Some body parts should be floppy.

* Keep your paws off of other people’s jelly beans.

* Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.

* The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

* To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.

* The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.


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