What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea!
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of snake is good at math?
Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!
What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut!
Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!
Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren:Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don’t be silly! He can’t read
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