Purr-litical Correctness

by Rebecca on March 15, 2006

in Animal Jokes

In the state of political correctness, nobody is a “liar” they are simply
“verbally superfluous”. No one is a “housekeeper,” they are “domestic
engineers.” See how we can apply this “game” to the many activities of our
cats:

* My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

* My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

 

* My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

 

* My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

 

* My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

 

* My cat does not yowl, he is singing off-key.

 

* My cat is not a “shedding machine”, she is a hair relocation
stylist.

 

* My cat is not a “treat-seeking missile,” she enjoys the proximity of
food.

 

* My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.

 

* My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

 

* My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

 

* My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.

 

* My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.

 

* My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

 

* My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

 

* My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

 

* My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate
moisture.

 

* My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.

 

* My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next
destination (the food dish).

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