Panda Joke

by Rebecca on September 2, 2012

in Animal Jokes

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal.

After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place up, and runs away.

The bartender runs after him yelling, “HEY YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!!”

The panda turns around and yells “Yes I can. Look me up in the encyclopedia!”

So, the bartender looks up “Panda” in the encyclopedia, and it reads “Panda: an increasingly rare species of bear that can be found in the eastern part of Asia. It eats shoots and leaves.”

 


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