Never Talk to the Parrot

by Rebecca on June 20, 2008

in Animal Jokes

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He
couldn’t accommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since she had
to go to work, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish
washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. By the
way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won’t bother you. I
also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!”

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the
whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about
drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn’t resist saying, “You stupid bird, why
don’t you shut up!”

To which the bird replied, “Killer, get him!!!”

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