Laws of Physics as Applied to Cats

by Rebecca on March 7, 2011

in Animal Jokes

    1 – Law of Cat Inertia:

    A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

    2 – Law of Cat Motion:

    A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

    3 – Law of Cat Thermodynamics:

    Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.

    4 – Law of Cat Magnetism:

    All clothing attracts cat hair in direct proportion to the degree of color difference between the cat hair and the fabric color.

    5 – Law of Cat Stretching:

    A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

    6 – Law of Cat Sleeping:

    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

    http://www.kittykondo.com/catlaws.htm


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