First Kangaroo: Why did the little girl take hay to bed? |
| First Kangaroo: Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? Second Kangaroo: Because he felt jumpy. |
| First Kangaroo: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? Second Kangaroo: They were married in the Spring. |
| First Kangaroo: Why can’t you tell secrets on a farm? Second Kangaroo: Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, the grass whispers and the horses carry tails. |
| First Kangaroo: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball? Second Kangaroo: Glass flippers. |
| First Kangaroo: What’s smarter than a talking horse? Second Kangaroo: A spelling bee. |
| First Kangaroo: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg? Second Kangaroo: Ouch. |
| First Kangaroo: When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer? Second Kangaroo: When you’re feeding the cat. |
| First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory. |
| First Kangaroo: What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Second Kangaroo: Rub it, rub it, rub it. |
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