These would be perfectly normal things to say in horse company, but not things you’d want to say in public or non-horse people might get the wrong idea!
- Do you like my breast collar?
- His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.
- In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy.
- Don’t jump on him, sit down gently.
- What a lovely Jackass!
- She wants to breed to my stud.
- There’s nothing like 17 hands between you legs!
- Can I pet your Ass?
- He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.
- He’s got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.
- Is she a maiden?
- I wanted to breed to her stud, but he’s all booked this season.
- You can come when we do the breeding.
- He’s really good at walking and pooping at the same time.
- He didn’t try to run away when we drove the nails in.
- He broke his leg, so they shot him.
- She bites her baby if it behaves badly.
- She’s on a new diet, she’s only eating grass.
- She just got a new rack.
- If he’s not good, just grab his lip and twist it.
- When I’m done riding him, you can have a turn.
- They cut his toe shorter and he walks better now.
- If her baby nurses too hard she bites it.
- He’s much better if you ride him with a crop.
- I jumped 4 feet high yesterday.
- She’s got a really nice, big, square butt.
- What color are her gums?
- The mother is black and the father is white, and the baby came out black and white spotted.
- Don’t worry, it’s normal for his mouth to foam.
- All of her babies have been sold overseas.
- I know she’s going to have a baby soon because her butt is soft.
- Her baby started walking about 20 minutes after birth.
- Her body was covered in 4-inch long hair, but I clipped it off.
- He has trouble mounting her because she’s so tall.
- She likes to roll in the dirt after her bath.
- He has 64 babies.
- He goes outside in just a blanket.
- He was about 6 months old when we branded him.
- I have to use a stool to mount him.
- If he’s spilling his food on the ground, he might need a dentist.
- I was listening to his gut sounds last night…
- One testicle is visible, but I can’t even feel the other one.
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