One day a baby polar bear approaches his mother with a confused expression on his face and says, “Mom? Am I a polar bear?”
“Well of course son!”
The cub replied, “You’re sure I’m not a panda bear or a black bear?”
“No, of course not. Now run outside and play.”
But the baby polar bear is still confused so he approaches his father.
The cub asks, “Dad, am I a polar bear?”
“Why of course son!” the papa polar bear gruffly replies.
The cub continues, “I don’t have any grizzly bear or Koala bear in my bloodlines?”
“No son. I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, and by god you too are one hundred percent purebred polar bear!! Why in the world do you ask?”
“Because I’m freezing my BUTT off!!”