Joke: Lesson one can learn from worms

by Rebecca on June 30, 2013

in Animal Jokes

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

 

The first worm in alcohol . ..Dead.

 

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .

 

Third worm in chocolate syrup. . .Dead.

 

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive

 
So the Minister asked the congregation,

 

“What did you learn from this demonstration?”

 

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
“As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

 

That pretty much ended the service!


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