Joke: Another Frog Story

by Rebecca on November 1, 2013

in Animal Jokes

A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, “Didn’t you hear me? I’m a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!”

The guy took the frog out and said, “Look, I understand what you are saying, but I play a LOT of duplicate bridge and right now I don’t have time for a girlfriend,……..but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!”

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