Joke: A Turkey was Talking to a Bull

by Rebecca on May 15, 2011

in Animal Jokes

A turkey was talking to a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey. “But I just haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of manure and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more manure, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a week, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BS might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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