I’m Gonna be a Bear

by Rebecca on August 14, 2010

in Animal Jokes,Animal Pictures,Animal Stories

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six
months. I could deal with that.

http://crunkish.com/qimages/5/Bear.jpg

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly
cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

http://www.iberianature.com/material/photos/osos.jpg

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that
you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I’m gonna be a bear!

http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/pictures/picture_bear.htm


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