Great Dog Quotes

by Rebecca on January 22, 2011

in Animal Jokes,Pet Talk

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
— O.A. Battista

Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
— Colette

Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.
— Rudyard Kipling

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
— Roger Caras

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.
— Milan Kundera

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
— Dave Barry

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
— Roger Caras

Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
— Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Every dog must have his day.
— Jonathan Swift

Happiness is a warm puppy.
— Charles M. Schulz

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
— Author Unknown

I have a dog and sometimes I’ll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I’d bawl like a baby.
— Aaron Eckhart

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
— Will Rogers

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
— Gilda Radner

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
— Rita Rudner

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
— Andy Rooney

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
— Fran Lebowitz

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
— Cowboy Wisdom

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
— Mark Twain

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.
— Author Unknown

If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
— Author Unknown

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
— John Steinbeck

Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
— Norman Strung

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.
— Joe Weinstein

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
— Author Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
— Rita Rudner

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
— Louis Sabin

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
— Christopher Morley

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.
— Bern Williams

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
— Author Unknown

Puppies are nature’s remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.
— Richard Allan Palm

The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
— Winston Pendleton

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
— Henry Ward Beecher

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
— Samuel Butler

The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
— Author Unknown

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
— Author Unknown

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
— Ben Williams

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
— Jerome K. Jerome

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
— Smiley Blanton

To err is human, to forgive, canine.
— Author Unknown

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
— George Eliot

When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you’ve growled all day long.
— Author Unknown

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
— Gene Hill

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!’
— Dave Barry

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