Good Advice

by Rebecca on August 31, 2007

in Animal Jokes

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
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Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
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Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
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Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
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Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
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On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
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No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and
pout..! Run right back and make friends.
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Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

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Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them
gently.
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