You know you are a horseperson when:

-You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
-Your horse’s hair is in better condition than your own.
-You refer to your car as “my portable tack room”.
-You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the
bridle shop, then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal
shop.
-Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat as a pin.
-Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair all over them.
-You spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon.
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