Giovanna is on loan for several months from a zoo in Munich and she and Knut seem to be getting along well.

2 glasses of wine

2 bottles of wine - Shared of course

too many margaritas

7 rum and cokes

1 large purple haze

3 martinis

3 Kamikazes

1 bottle of tequila

Deer's best friend: Dillie plays around with Lady, the dog of the house

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

Finally, the proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

According to this BBC article this may lead to more polar bear/grizzly bear hybrids called: pizzly, prizzly or grolar bears. 

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