Old Favorite: If you can…

• If you can start the day without caffeine,
• If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
• If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
• If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
• If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
• If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
• If you can conquer tension without medical help,
• If you can relax without liquor,
• If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, ...

Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!