Animal Jokes
- Joke: EMS Introduces Trained Service Dogs to Cut Costs
- Joke: Stay Command
- You Should Pay Attention to the Bird
- Joke: How a Dog Deals with Stress
- Swine flu paranoia gets out of hand!
- Joke: Can cold water clean dishes??
- Animal Cartoons
- Ten Great Life Tips
- Animal Cartoons
- Great Dog Quotes
- The Banana Test
- Old Favorite: If you can…
- Joke: A Bear Story
- Joke: Bo the First Dog
- Joke: The Sad Story of Little Fifi
- Singles Ad
- Animals Say the Funniest Things
- Do all dogs go to heaven???
- Looking Good
- Fun Stall Activities
- Strange Horse Laws
- Excerpts from a Dog and a Cat Diary…
- Weeweechu
- Top Ten Dog & Cat Characteristics
- How to tell if your dog has a problem
- Never Talk to the Parrot
- A Most Unusual Pet
- How to Get a Dog in a Restaurant
- Where did the cat go?
- How To Not Sell Your Horse-Horse Joke
- Ralph Lauren and the Glamorous Equestrian Lifestyle
- How to Photograph a Puppy
- Things Not to Do With a Horse
- A Few Thoughts on Cat Baths…by The Cat:
- A Smart Dog
- Horse Jumping Joke
- A Filly with a Mind of Her Own
- Watch What You Say on a Horse
- Bird Humor
- You know you are a horseperson when:
- Cats and Sleeping Humans
- A Magician and His Pet Parrot
- Famous Cat Quotes
- Murphy’s Horse Laws
- 50 Reasons Why Cats are Better than Men
- Penguins and the zoo
- Does Your Cat Own You?
- Hamlet’s Cat’s Soliloquy
- Winter Season’s Comics
- Smart Dog
- The French Camel
- Beetles
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Adopted Turtle
- Cat Hating Husband
- A New Cinderella Story
- Good Advice
- Diet Delusions
- Basic House Rules for Dogs
- Ways to tell your cat has your email password!
- Comments From Your Dog
- Crossing a Bulldog and a Shitzu
- WHY GOD MADE PETS
- How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
- You Know You’re a Horse Lover When…
- Doggy Toons
- Are You Fast Enough?
- Can You Tell A Difference?
- Why do dog farts smell?
- This Dog Joke
- What Horse Terms Really Mean
- STRESS
- Basic Rules for Horses
- Purchasing A New Bird
- The Talking Parrots
- Training Video
- Doberman pinscher
- What is a Tom Cat to Do?
- What a Cat Really Means
- Purr-litical Correctness
- Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit
- Four legged friends get away with everything
- Who is the Toughest
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
- Kitty Heaven
- Talking Dog
- Oh no, not Shamu
- Why Dogs Should Not Use Computers
- Blonde Horseback Riding
- The American Way
- Buddy the Horse
- Stray Cat Rules
Joke: EMS Introduces Trained Service Dogs to Cut Costs
Canines have been used for police work, search & rescue, tracking, service dogs, and a variety of other tasks. Now they're assisting EMSand doing so at a much lower cost.
See the example below:
Breathe, damn you, breathe!
Joke: Stay Command
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in Park?"
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