The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise .
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.