I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he’s a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.
Larry Amoros
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In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
Edward Abbey
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A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.
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Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.
Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.
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There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.