One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher
to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient
into the doctor’s office.
Before taking this dog’s leash, I glimpsed those large teeth
of hers and asked the owner, “Is she friendly?”
“Friendly?” said the man. “Friendly? She’s had five litters!
How much ‘friendlier’ than that can she get?”