A New Cinderella Story

by Rebecca on November 9, 2007

in Animal Jokes

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead
Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella said “Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these

The Fairy Godmother replied “Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good,
wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you 3 wishes. Is
there anything for which your heart still yearns?”

Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration
and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish: “I wish I was
wealthy beyond comprehension.”

Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold. Cinderella was
stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the
edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said “Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother”.

The Fairy Godmother replied “It is the least I can do. What does your heart
wish for your second wish?”

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said: “I wish I was young and
full of the beauty of youth again”.

At once, her wish having been desired, became reality, and her beautiful
youthful visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had
been dormant for years and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course
through her very soul.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke “You have one more wish, what shall you

Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said: “I wish
you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful and handsome young man”.

Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological
make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the
like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds
begun to fall from the sky at his feet.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke: “Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your
new life.” And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was

For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other’s eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she
had ever seen.

Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leant in close to
her ear, and into her ear breathed as much as whispered, blowing her golden
hair with his warm breath, “I bet you regret having me neutered now, don’t


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