Cat Hating Husband

by Rebecca on November 9, 2007

in Animal Jokes

A man hated his wife’s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20
blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking
up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing

He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home
before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he
reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, “Jen is the cat
there?” “Yes, why do you ask?” answered the wife. Frustrated the man said,
“Put that cat on the phone, I’m lost and I need directions.”

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