Blonde Horseback Riding

by Rebecca on January 2, 2006

in Animal Jokes

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately
springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane,but cannot seem
to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,seemingly oblivious to its
slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try &
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground again & again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when…





the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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