Joke: Animal Hieroglyphics

by Rebecca on September 2, 2012

in Pet Talk

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be

at least 3000 years old (from before the time of ‘political correctness’).

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum,

and archaeologists from around the world came to study

the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences

to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:

“This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.

You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey,

so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.”

Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which

means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn’t grow,

they would seek food from the sea.

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David

which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up

in the back of the room and said:

“Smucks …Hebrew is read from right to left… It says:

‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick’


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