A box of frozen crabs

by Rebecca on September 6, 2012

in Animal Jokes

A smart ass lawyer boarded an airplane in San Francisco with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator for safe

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, and mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them
thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
entire cabin: “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in San Francisco
please identify yourself by raising your hand!” – Not one hand went up, so
she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Many lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Many blondes aren’t as dumb as folks think they are.

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