Great Cat Quotes

by Rebecca on January 24, 2011

in Animal Stories

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln

 “Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” – Mark Twain

 “With their qualities of cleanliness, discretion, affection, patience, dignity, and courage, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?” – Fernand Mery Her Majesty the Cat

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.” – Hippolyte Taine  

“Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.” – Gary Smith

“After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”- Charlotte Gray

“A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.”- George Mikes

 “You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”- George Mikes  

“You own a dog but you feed a cat.”- Jenny de Vries

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” – Anonymous

 “A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.”- Sarah Thompson

“Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.”- Paul Gray

 “One must love a cat on its own terms.”- Paul Gray

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